Death Robot








DATA SHEET

NAME: Death Robot R1N-K0
NICKNAMES:  D.R., Bro-Bot, T-Bone, Love Machine
BIRTHPLACE:  Planet K4-Kamun
PARENTS:  Samsung DVD and Apple Laptop
SIBLINGS:  LaToya Robot (we don’t talk)
HARD DRIVE STATS:  Big !
BEST FRIEND:  Darth Vader
BEST PET:  Destructo Kitty
FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS:  Venus, Mars, Miami & Vegas
FAVORITE MOVIES:  RoboCop, IronMan, Star Wars & Borat
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:  Transformers, Lost in Space & Sex in the City
FAVORITE DRINK:  Castrol GTX
FAVORITE FOOD:  Pizza
TURN-ONS:  Robot-Gals, Mani-Pedi’s
TURN-OFFS:  Waiting in line at the bank, Inter-planetary traffic
AMBITIONS:  Becoming rich and famous, Getting on ‘Dancing with the Stars’
BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Employee of the Month at McDonald’s Mars